Thursday, May 28, 2009

Proper Baby Care


For those of you, who are getting a baby or have a baby already, please ensure you do this…



























A beautiful story about Quran

Why do we read Quran, even if we can't  understand a single Arabic word???? This is a beautiful story.
An old  American Muslim lived on a farm in the mountains of eastern  Kentucky with his young  grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading  his Quran.  His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate  him in every way he could. 

One day the grandson asked, "Grandpa! I  try to read the Quran just like you but I don't understand it, and what I  do understand I forget as soon as I close the book. What good does reading  the Qur'an do?"

The Grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the  stove and replied, "Take this coal basket down to the river and bring me back a  basket of water." 

The boy did as he was told, but all the water  leaked out before he got back to the house. The grandfather laughed and  said, "You'll have to move a little faster next time," and sent him back to  the river with the basket to try again. This time the boy ran faster, but  again the basket was empty before he returned home. Out of breath, he told  his grandfather that it was impossible to carry water in a basket, and  he went to get a bucket instead. 

The old man said, "I don't want a  bucket of water; I want a basket of water. You're just not trying hard  enough," and he went out the door to watch the boy try again. 

At  this point, the boy knew it was impossible, but he wanted to show his  grandfather that even if he ran as fast as he could, the water would leak  out before he got back to the house. The boy again dipped the basket into  river and ran hard, but when   he reached his grandfather the basket was  again empty. Out of breath, he said, "See Grandpa, it's useless!"   

"So you think it is useless?" The old man said, "Look at the  basket."

The boy looked at the basket and for the first time  realized that the basket was different. It had been transformed from a  dirty old coal basket and was now clean, inside and out. 

"Son,  that's what happens when you read the Qur'an. You might not understand or  remember everything,but when you read it, you will be changed, inside and out.  That is the work of Allah in our lives." 

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Job Application

I'm not sure how true this is, but it did make me laugh.
This is actual job application of a 17year old boy submitted at McDonald's fast foodestablishment in Florida :) and they hired him because he was so HONEST and FUNNY.

NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman
DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It s***ed.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday and Thursday
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROMLIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no, on my breaks - yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb, sexy, blonde, supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR 

KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries 

Wedding Ring - Stupid But Very Interesting

WHY  IS THE WEDDING RING WORN ON THE 4TH  FINGER? 
This is very interesting! Why should the wedding ring be worn on the  fourth finger? 
 There is a  beautiful and convincing explanation given by the  Chinese..... 

Thumb represents  your Parents  Second (Index) finger  represents your Siblings 
 Middle finger  represents your-Self  Fourth (Ring) finger represents  your Life Partner  & the Last  (Little) finger represents your children 

 Firstly, open your palms (face  to face), bend the middle
 fingers and hold them  together - back to back 
 Secondly, open and  hold the remaining three fingers and the
 thumb - tip  to tip 
 (As shown in the figurebelow): 
Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later 
Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.

Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)...., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day. Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse). 
You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!! 

Monday, May 25, 2009

Friendster

I've deleted my Friendster account which I hated along time ago and I didn't know how to delete the account. so i googled and I found a site that tells how to delete your Friendster account.Actually, it's easy but I couldn't find a link to delete.LOL.this is the site which tells you what to do. Delete Friendster

I won't delete MySpace and Facebook or Youtube.oh, I've deleted stupid Hi-5 too.
that's all :D

Anti-Friendster,

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Last Night


I had a weird dream.It was somethng which I think it's crazy!
I dreamed that someone says chocolate is not halal.LOL
this is weird.Don't you think?

Life’s Tough When You’re Stupid

A classroom full of first year Veterinary students were participating in their first day of anatomy class. For the lecture, the professor begins by unveiling a dead cow under a white sheet laying on an operating table.

The professor tells the class “In Veterinary Medicine, there are two qualities you must possess as a doctor – the first of which is a strong stomach. You cannot, under any circumstance, be disgusted by anything involving an animal’s body.”

For example, the Professor pulls back the sheet and sticks his finger right up the dead cow’s butt, pulls out his finger and sticks it in his mouth. The students just standthere, paralyzed at what they see. “Now, go ahead and do the same thing, each of you,” the professor says.

Freaked out, the students take several minutes but eventually take turns sticking their fingers up into the analcavity of the dead cow, and then sucking on them. Once everyone is finished, the Professor continues on with his lesson… “Now, the second important quality you must possess is a keen observation. You see, I stuck in my middle finger up the cow’s butt, and I sucked on my index finger… Now, learn to pay attention.”

The moral: Life’s tough, but it’s even tougher when you’re stupid

Interesting

I woke up because of the call of nature and i answered it very well.It was good >.<.Then, my mom said "go take your bath, we're going out". I answered "where??".She replied "breakfast, get your driving license and go to the grandparents' house". So I opened my wardrobe and couldn't find anything to wear and I was like No!!I'm not going anywhere..please!!Then my mom said " Are you sure you don't have anything to wear?". I said "actually I don't know what to wear. So I decided to wear the Black skirt.ha ha. That was so never mind. we had breakfast at the astaka near the Muslims cemetery. Then, we went to the Mutiara Driving School to get my P license.yeah.haha.The most interesting was my dad let me drove the car to the grandparents' house..weeee~hahaha.
Elyas and Ahmad was there and of course Pak Usu and Usu too..oh, before i forgot, Pak Rizal was there too..I enjoyed watching Elyas and Ahmad was playing like the house was their very own playground.hahah kids! the boys did the shuffle.haha.this is just for those who are interested with the boys.I want my own kids!! but when? when???? hehehehe .don't tell my mom ;x



video
after all the fun. I had to wave them goodbye
:'(
see ya later boys~

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