My stomach ache Story

I've been suffering from stomache since Tuesday. They thought it was just a normal stomached which need you to "toot" and "poop" but I said it's different. I didn't know what it was and why?
I still remember that I ate char kuey(paktongko) and bihun sup. I drank soy bean. I started to feel the pain and I didn't know what to do. On friday, my dad took me to the clinic nearby and the chinese doctor checked me and he said " there's nothing to be worried, It was just angin" LOL and I was like what? hahahhaahahah I've been suffering for a few days! silly.now i fell a lil better :D

hey, have you ever wonder how would Vin Diesel look with hair?

hey sexy :P

haha i don't know who did that to him LOL

I watched a hindi DVD .It was B13.It was a great movie but there's one funny thing in that movie.The soundrack.hahahah.It's sexy! haha the song is funny LOL

P/s:hello, I'm not a perv..

10 Things To Do when You Have Nothing To Do

1.Pull into a gas station and use the window washer to wash your entire car.

2.Ask a bank teller to break a $100 bill for you. Then when asked how you wantitdone say, “in hundreds”.

3.Call a political candidate’s campaign office and ask them for a donation to your non-candidacAy.

4.Ask a security guard how it feels knowing that in all the action movies the security guards are always the first to die.

5.When you get credit card offers in the mail, stuff the prepaid envelopes with toilet paper and mail them back. (whether you use new or used toilet paper is totally up to you.)

6.Call your bank and ask them to add your checking account onto the $700 billion government bail out plan.

7.Find someone who is big into worrying about the threat of global warming, remind them of their own carbon dioxide and body heat contribution to the planet, and ask them to stop it.

8.Ask a judge if you can get away with murder as long as you can convince a jury of your peers ahead of time that it is justified.

9.Send a bill to every TV station, radio station, cell phone company, and satellite company, charging them an “access fee” for the waves they broadcast through your property. If they refuse payment, charge them with trespassing.

10.Circulate a petition to put “intelligent human beings” on the endangered species list.

It is Allah's Sunnah to Warn Communities

IT IS ALLAH'S SUNNAH TO WARN COMMUNITIES BY SENDING A HOLY BOOK BEFORE THEY ARE DESTROYED

We have never destroyed a city without giving it prior warning as a reminder... (Surat ash-Shu‘ara’: 208-209)

Throughout history, Allah has sent a reminder to every society that has become corrupted, inviting it to follow the true path. Yet, those who persisted in their wickedness perished after having fulfilled the time allotted to them, and became an example for succeeding generations. When we consider this law of Allah, a number of important mysteries are revealed to us.

The Last Day is the final calamity to fall upon the world. The Qur’an is the last divine book sent to advise humanity, whose guide it will remain until the end of the world. In one of its verses, it says, “… It is simply a reminder to all beings." (Surat al-An'am: 90) Those who think that the Qur’an speaks only to one particular time or place are seriously mistaken, because the Qur’an is a general invitation to all “worlds.”

Since the time of the Prophet (saas), the truth of the Qur’an has been communicated to the entire world. Because of the incomparable technological developments in our present age, the commands of the Qur’an can be proclaimed to the whole of humanity. Today, science, education, communication and transportation are about to reach the final point of their development. Thanks to computer and Internet technology in particular, people in distant parts of the world can instantly share information and establish communications. The revolution in science and technology has united all the nations of the world; expressions like “globalization” and “world citizenship” have been added to our stock of vocabulary. In short, all the obstacles preventing the unity of people throughout the whole world are being quickly removed.

In the light of these facts, it can be easily said that in our “information age,” Allah has put all kinds of technological developments at our disposal. It is the responsibility of Muslims to make the best use of these possibilities that Allah has offered, and to invite people from all walks of life to accept the moral teaching of the Qur’an.

Fail Parents

Funny SMS

1.The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”
2.I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled like.
3.Crime doesn’t pay… Does that mean my job is a crime?
4.This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 5.20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
6.Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
7.I’ve used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.
8.Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
9.What’s the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.
10.I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
11.When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $4.95 a minute.
12.Please turn your mobile phone upside down now! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
13.Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
14.Never forget that you’re unique, just like everyone else.
15.I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.
16.What do u call dog with no legs? Don’t matter wot u call him, he ain’t gonna come.
17.I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
18.If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?
19.Born Free… Taxed to Death.
20.We will now upgrade your brain, please wait… searching… searching… still searching… sorry NO BRAIN found.